Sunday, 25 June 2017

Paying for it: a comic-strip memoir about being a john

Finally!  A comic worthy of becoming a movie.

NPR turns the trick: "It's not that getting dumped by his girlfriend soured Canadian cartoonist Chester Brown on the notion of romantic love, exactly. Because to sour on something, one would have to, at some point, feel strongly about it. And given the facts on evidence in Brown's latest autobiographical comic, the guy's not much for strong emotion. No, the Chester Brown we glimpse through the tiny black and white panels the artist arranges with such exacting precision is a creature of intellect. His approach to sex, in the wake of his girlfriend's rejection, is one of cool logic, dispassionate conclusions — and some very literal cost-to-benefit ratios.

Perhaps it would be more accurate to say "price-to-benefit" ratios, as Paying For Itis a memoir of Brown's experiences with prostitutes over the course of the last 14 years. There are a great many of these trysts, each one making up a separate chapter. Brown alternates these explicit but entirely unerotic depictions of sex with scenes of himself in conversation with his cartoonist friends about his prostitution habit."

 

 

Happy endings here!

 

Internet Pirates Beware! Biggest BitTorrent case in U.S. History!

John Rambo says, "They drew first blood."  My friend Steve says, "Fuckin Stallone... they should pay us to watch the new Stallone flick!"

Wired reports: "At least 23,000 file sharers soon will likely get notified they are being sued for downloading the Expendables in what has become the single largest illegal-BitTorrent-downloading case in U.S. history.

A federal judge in the case has agreed to allow the U.S. Copyright Group to subpoena internet service providers to find out the identity of everybody who had illegally downloaded (.pdf) the 2010 Sylvester Stallone flick — meaning the number of defendants is likely to dramatically increase as new purloiners are discovered. Once an ISP gets the subpoena, it usually notifies the account holder that his or her subscriber information is being turned over to the Copyright Group, which last year pioneered the practice of suing BitTorrent downloaders in the United States.

Subpoenas are expected to go out this week."

Schwarzenegger has better one-liners anyways.

Read the whole sad story here.

 

 

 

Penectomy leads to humiliation fetish.

Eh... I don't pass judgement.  If I did I wouldn't have any friends.

Vice Magazine reports: "Having fully functioning, fully intact genitals is something most of us take for granted. But some people, like Jim, are not so lucky. Jim accidentally shot off most of his penis while serving as a soldier in Vietnam. He was just 18 at the time, and has since struggled with his sexual identity as he is unable to have penetrative sex. I talked to Jim–now 56 and living in Orlando–about how his fluke penectomy has transformed him into a sex freak, in more ways than one."

Read the complete interview

 

Semen is an Antidepressant.

Is your woman really moody all the time?  Tell that bitch to just swallow and chill the fuck out.

Condom pic

Read what Popular Science has to say: "Back in 2002, psychologists at the State University of New York at Albany published a study in theArchives of Sexual Behavior looking at the potential role of semen in alleviating depression in women. The researchers presented evidence supporting an earlier hypothesis that the hormones in semen have a mood-boosting effect on women. For any woman who has had sex -- and enjoyed it -- this may not come as a huge surprise.

Cut to this past February. Lazar Greenfield, the incoming president of the American College of Surgeons (ACS), wrote a short Valentine's Day-themed editorial about mating in Surgery News. In it, he discussed the sex lives of fruit flies, rotifers and humans. He cited the SUNY Albany study before concluding: "So there's a deeper bond between men and women than St. Valentine would have suspected, and now we know there's a better gift for that day than chocolates." That gift, of course, being semen."

Yeah.  I thought so woman.

 

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