Tuesday, 22 August 2017

Flying Spaghetti Monster spotted.

Debates fly in Argentina over a recent UFO sighting that can only be described as the Flying Spaghetti Monster itself.  Finally, all religious arguments can be laid to rest as we now await our true savior. Pastafarians can rest a little easier knowing they were right.  Harold Camping wasn't wrong after all.

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For those of you shaking your head and wondering what the fuck, I'll let Wikipedia explain :

"The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism.[3] In 2005, Oregon State physics graduate Bobby Henderson wrote an open letter about a "Flying Spaghetti Monster" as a satirical protest against the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to permit the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public schools.[4] In the letter, Henderson parodied the concept of intelligent design by professing belief in a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs. Henderson further called for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism to be allotted equal time in science classrooms alongside intelligent design and evolution."

Let us be created in his image.


Puke Art

In another ode to the weird, I give you Millie Brown.  I read that you can buy one of her pieces for the bargain price of £1,500.

We regurgitate Huffingtonpost's story :

Some people will do anything in the name of art. Performance artist Millie Brown has mastered the art of regurgitation, and we mean that literally. Brown's work is called "Nexus Vomitus," which involves Brown drinking colored milk and then spewing it back out onto white screens to an acoustic accompaniment of opera singers Patricia Hammond and Zita Syme.

Those of you who have seen Lady Gaga's Monster Ball will already be familiar with Brown's work. In a video interlude, Brown vomits color onto Gaga's dress.

About her art, Brown says: "I drink coloured milk — the process is not painful but after several hours of vomiting it can take its toll, which is why I limit the number of colours I use. … The use of canvas is a natural progression from my early performances. I started puking down myself in various outfits, but wanted more longevity from the end result."

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Watch the full uncut performance here.

Who knew that bulimia could be an art form?


Pre-Crime Technology already being tested in the U.S.

Orwell's vision of the future is drawing nearer and I blame Steven Spielberg.  New technology is being field tested now that helps to profile possible terrorists.  Will we have to wait for the results of this testing or will the world of Minority Report be our future... and will Tom Cruise make us into scientologists in the process?


Sharon Weinberger reports for Nature.com : "Planning a sojourn in the northeastern United States? You could soon be taking part in a novel security programme that can supposedly ’sense’ whether you are planning to commit a crime.

Future Attribute Screening Technology (FAST), a US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) programme designed to spot people who are intending to commit a terrorist act, has in the past few months completed its first round of field tests at an undisclosed location in the northeast, Nature has learned.

Like a lie detector, FAST measures a variety of physiological indicators, ranging from heart rate to the steadiness of a person’s gaze, to judge a subject’s state of mind. But there are major differences from the polygraph. FAST relies on non-contact sensors, so it can measure indicators as someone walks through a corridor at an airport, and it does not depend on active questioning of the subject."

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Read the complete article here.


Shit Burgers Anyone?

This is another one of those things that I just can't make up.  I give you shit burgers.


Stokereport.com serves us shit on a shingle :

"Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, came up with the novel approach to number ones after Tokyo Sewage asked him to come up with a way of using up the city's waste.

Mr Ikeda found that the poo which filled up the system was packed with protein because of all the bacteria.

His research team extracted the proteins to create an artificial steak, which is turned red with food colouring and flavoured with soy.

In a YouTube video posted recently he explained: 'We add reaction enhancer and put it in the exploder to produce the artificial meat.'... "

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This really is a shitty subject.


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